"Here we have a message board, a guest book, and a chat room. Someone logs into the chat room typically in the weekday late afternoons while monitoring the positions of many people throughout the world. Ideally, it would be great if each High Mayhem staff member would log in a few times a week and let the chat session run in the background while surfing for zoroastrian pornography, a new rear view mirror for the Mazda, and bargain-buy light and dark tubes of anti-priapism cream." Note: James Bixler wrote that. I'm not sure what it means. It could mean he's overworked - no matter, it's poetry and it will stay up until a zoroastrian Mazda owner with priapism logs a complaint. - Max

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There is also a guest book where unindelible marks may be left. Unlike an autographed copy of Aldus Huxley's Brave New World, none of these digital signatures will become rare and unique; and, in fact, an infinite number of copies are possible. So know your absolute position in the grand deal if you think what you have to say is worth mentioning, cuz it'll show up in Google eventually.

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Be cool. Don't hurt anyone. My report card says, 'I play "nicely with other chlidren."' It also says I "make good use of time" GottaGo!